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 11.01.2019
I was 14 and my mom invited a friend from work to dinner. She has a son, my peer, and she took him with her, but warned that he was very modest. Well, it is great when children and parents are friends and all that... I was not familiar with it, I was asked to have fun! I prepared a game console (ps1), got a second gamepad, picked up discs from friends and already imagined how we would play for the whole evening. But everything went wrong... From the embarrassment of strangers and someone else’s apartment, he got stuck in the fence and refused to enter, staying on the staircase cage. As we did not persuade him, but it did not work out, his mother spit on this matter with the phrase "well and stay here then!" He went into the apartment and sat down to eat dinner. I made every effort to get him home. I pulled out the discs, started showing what games I had, talked about different "boy" topics, told me what a delicious cake my mom made. Thus passed an hour and a half. When I realized that it was hopeful, I brought him the cake straight to the entrance, where he, though modestly, ate it. Soon his mother, tired of this situation, gathered and they left. They did not come to us anymore. She soon changed her job and they stopped communicating. Eight years later, my mother met her on the street and they talked. Then she called me:



“Now I saw Natasha, the mother of that humble man who never came into our apartment, remember?

Yes I remember! How is he?

Father of three children! (22 years ago)

and oh! Has humility overcome it?! to

Probably though! His grandmother was taken into the entrance.
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