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 14.03.2009
I got a phone call: "Come to the massage salon!"
And then I called ICQ: "Test your IQ!"
And then Mosilla called, and with tears asked, "My sweet, good, buy gallos, until they became more expensive!"
And then called FireLis, said nothing, hanged.
And then called outlook, also issued some crack.
And then I called IE, Asked 50 y.e.
Then they called at the door, and said, “Participate to the true faith.”
And then they knocked on the window - This pigeon brought guano.
I am not sorry, but the bird is pleasant, and it is absolutely free!
And again FireLis: "Sell Viagra! Visit our website x-x-x porn-ru!"
I’m angry and how embarrassing: "Block the porn site!"
"A Megasex website?" "I don’t want anything! Also block it!"
I didn’t sleep for three nights, I was tired. I got this spam!
"We will stretch your genitals!" "The best bordell in Italy!"
"Sell the Moon!" "Buy an Elephant!"
And so on, and so on.
Oh, it’s not easy to do – catch a bot on the Internet!
Source: http://bash.im
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