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 15.01.2019
My neighbor works in a gun shop. Sometimes he throws me to work. I went to work with my neighbor. On the road we were struck by an alien. The neighbor stumbled and loudly knocked out the open window of the road ham. The foreigner stopped in front of us and three strong men of Caucasian nationality came out of the car, and they came out obviously not to say hello to us. The neighbor was not confused, got out of the car, pulled out the gun and with the bell pulled the lock, the three with their hands rushed to escape.

I: Young man, Sereg, how much have you besieged them.

Neighbor: Yes, my whole life flew before my eyes - it was a mess.

The rest of the road was silent.)
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