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 21.01.2019
My uncle last saw his passport in the summer of 2017. The family's forces conducted two searches in 2017 and 2018. Five people twice turned the whole house up. The search was futile. The passport disappeared.

To understand my uncle and why he just didn’t go for a new passport, the man is extremely unpopular, when he thinks of walking around the offices, a cold steam comes out on his back.

Summer of 2018. My uncle gives me a flower store and asks me to give it to the lombard. I can’t, I don’t have a passport. Upon arriving at the Lombard, the devil rushed to ask me if they didn’t have any falling passport. And what happens? The girl asks the name in the passport, leaves for 5 minutes and takes out her uncle’s passport that he left here more than a year ago. I ask :

Why didn’t they just call? You have all the data.

Called several times.

I ask my uncle:

You were called. Which hero did you not take the phone?

Well, some left numbers are called.



Thanks to the girls from the three-digit golden net.
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