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 21.01.2019
I am on a wedding trip. "Well wedding and wedding, many get married, nothing unusual," I thought until this day.

The bride calls and promises that they will take a loan for the wedding, but since the bridegroom is not given, she will take over.

What amount of loan did you decide to take? Something I stunned so much that it became difficult to think about. I ask

I don’t know why you’re so worried, Lily. The guests will give money, with them we will repay most of the loan and everything will be fine. The bride explains.

The half? ! to In the credit? ! to Two days of play? ! to Yes, for your soul, for this money you can buy a car, sit down in the rest and take a vacation to the Caribbean, mill! And even if the marriage breaks out, you will at least have a car left! Wake up, mother, you are creating a wild thing where your bridegroom does not put any fucking money into this feast! Well, you want a loan for a wedding, so take the amount that you can "pull" or take equal amounts of loan. It makes sense to take pollamas on this matter, and also on yourself, and on the condition that your husband, in any case, will have nothing to do with this duty.

No is! We love each other and Dima said he would make payments too! Well, they don’t give him a loan because the ZP is small, so what to do now? ! to And I only have a dress worth 70,000 + his suit + spending on a restaurant, a photographer, an operator, a limousine and a tamada! He also invests in the wedding - he will go to buy tapes, balls and cake. Well, plus for the wedding, I do not call the poor and they will give normal amounts, and we will close the loan.

and hm. Thank you, of course, for not considering me a poor man. Exactly what amounts should the dear guests give to your wedding?

A thousand, twenty-four thousand, a thousand, a thousand, a thousand, a thousand, a thousand, a thousand, a thousand, a thousand.

I'm sorry, but I can't come to you, I don't have such a gift.

Say that you are sorry for money and you are just jealous! The bride shouted and dropped the phone.



how to react to this. But I’m glad that I saved 10,000 on a gift for this wedding.)
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