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 15.03.2009
This story was told to me by a friend of Sasuke. From the first person.
When the All-Union disarmament bombardment began, on our missile bases
The Americans and other potential enemies. Here is
and in our missile unit near Chelyabinsk (near 400 kilometers),
There were three American inspectors. Because I am
I knew more or less English, and I was attached to them. Although, as
Later it turned out, in vain, two of the three spoke quite tolerantly.
in Russian. Well inspected our part and the next point of them
inspection was part of under Khabarovsk, the command decided that if I
They suffered a week, then another two or three weeks will not go away from me. and
I was attached to them until I was fully removed from the glorious USSR.
It was a preamble.
Now the ambulance.
We arrive at the airport after a good banquet. Loaded in
The aircraft (which I don’t know, but I don’t know exactly) took off.
15 minutes after the boarding machine took off, stumbling somewhere in the corners,
improvised pad from the faner, on which: a flag,
sliced fat, salt cucumbers, two open cans of canned food and four
Metal Army Circles. Says something like, “Fortunately.
He spilled the alcohol and got the second flag with water. I thoughtfully looked
to the pilot’s cockpit and said, “Not according to the rules, of course, but you
The guests put the circles in front of us. Americans, opening their eyes, friends
I shaken my head and drank. U.S. boat engines, in
He looked at me with respect and went into the pilot’s cabin. Loss of Eyes
and the hanging of the jaw increased, after the commander, the second pilot
And the assailant, shouting, was taken on his chest. One hour after three.
The Russian-speaking American is tired of knowing where we are. and he
I addressed this question to the stormman. The attacker, looking down, gave
and coordinates. The American spotted and did not believe what the assailant, breathing,
He made a calculation and showed on the map, Americos does not give up and believes that
They divorce him like a loophole. The attacker, once again breathing deeply, said:
"In 15 minutes on the left of the boat Krasnoyarsk will be visible." In 15 minutes
On the left side of the boat is Krasnoyarsk. Americans are in shock. The Commander,
The one who came out to us to melt and take another portion, asking, "And how?"
He explained that the assailants in the Soviet Air Force are being selected by special forces.
He can remember all the coordinates of the planet Earth and sometimes he himself.
He is afraid of his invader’s mind. The Overseas Guests Drink
Alcohol, but before the landing in Khabarovsk kept the grave silence.
The fact is that this route the crew has been flying for no more than a year, and all
The attachment to the area the assailant really knew.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0903/o090314;1.html
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