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 04.02.2019
Only one day in Russia on January 30.
Arriving at the Federation Council meeting, Attorney General Tchaika personally accuses the 32-year-old Senator Arashukov of numerous murders and calls for the overthrow of power, the head of the Investigative Committee Bastrikin and 4 of his police officers run after Arashukov on the Federation Council stairs, SP Speaker Matvijenko screams in the microphone that he ran up and demands to bring him back to the hall and put him in a chair, on the street the FS building is surrounded by cloudy and frozen guys in helmets with three cheerful letters on the back, immediately after the detention, the senator-printer, who has been sitting in the Federation Council since 2016, demands to provide him with a translator from Russian to Karachai-Cherkes language, because he is poorly
The secretary of the Political Council of “United Russia” announces the suspension of the membership of Senator Arashukov in the ranks of the party, due to the loss of confidence in the party.
Former ballerina Volochkova says that the senator is a very disorderly person, since, for 9 years of their acquaintance, he always paid twice as much as he promised, so she considers him a deceiver.
Former TV host Tina Kandelaki said that she knows very superficially the senator Arashukov, who deceived her in trust and force forced her to take money, gifts from him and fly with him on holiday abroad.
Golden tenor of Russia singer Nikolai Baskov, who on the day of the birth of Arashukov, which took place 12 days ago, in his personal luxurious SPA-hotel "Adiyuh-Palas" in Karachevo-Cherkesia, personally performed songs in the Cherkes language, including the aria "There is only God - Allah", said that he held the holiday absolutely free and not familiar with the name.
Russian folk artist Philip Kirkorov, who performed this summer at the wedding of the 16-year-old daughter of Arashukov, explained today that he was alarmed at this wedding and seemed false, so he and Igor Nikolaev performed for free, refusing the fabulous fees.
An official representative of the Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation said today that the information that the Head of the Investigative Committee Bastrikin is traveling to rest in the elite spa hotel "Adiukh Palace" in Karachevo-Cherkesia belonging to Senator Arashukov and was photographed there with a police retro car standing at the entrance, having the registration mark 00-01, which is part of the Arashukov's collection of rare cars, does not correspond to reality.
At the same time, in his office in St. Petersburg, the father of Senator Raul Arashukov was detained for stealing gas from Gazprom in the amount of more than 30 billion rubles. During his detention, today, in his office were seized four laptops, seven tablets, eleven (included!!!) The cell phones...
An official representative of the Russian Orthodox Church said that the Order of the Russian Orthodox Church of the Holy Blessed Prince Daniel of Moscow II and III degrees, Arashukov would be awarded erroneously and both decrees of the Patriarch on these awards today were annulled by the Lord.
This is Russia, my child.
I eat popcorn.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-02-03/#995615
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