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 07.02.2019
An hour ago I went on business, I passed by the police station, I watched my friend come out of there. I slowed, yelled at him, he sat down to me.

I ask, what kind of wind did it bring?

He said, “Yes, a couple of papers I had to sign. My smart clock was removed yesterday.

I am interested in the details, he says:

In general, I came to training yesterday, exercised, dressed up in the dressing room to go to the shower, next to me a couple of men are changing clothes. I removed the watch from my hand and threw it into the closet, took the towel and went into the shower. I go out, the dressing room is empty. I began to dress up, the clock in the closet did not catch my eyes, I thought that apparently on the machine in the bag they were thrown, and not on the shelf, and decided that I would get home, and with them.

I come home, the bags from the bag in the laundry, and the clock is not inside. Hm is strange.

I go into the appliance on the phone, look at the GPS, and my clocks in another area are determined.

I fall into the car, go to the gym, call the police on the way. I go to the manager and describe the situation. Admin's brain didn't fuck, immediately showed me the cameras who came out of the dressing room in front of me. The first man we threw away, as he would not have opened my closet at the second, but the mouth of the second he printed to me, and a little later the mentions that came told the FIO of this man and the phone.

The coins on the base broke, the address beats with what the app shows me. We went to him for guests, went to the floor, we called the house - he opens with his own person, with my clock in hand.

“You,” he said, “what to you?

I say :

- Yes, you brought the charging, or the battery will sink soon.

He immediately stumbled and confessed. Anger, he said, has gone by. I saw it in your room and I liked it very much.

Mint him under white pencil and into the department, the testimony to record.

WOW is WOW.
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