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 08.02.2019
My friend and I work in different areas of the city, and some time after work at 19. 30 agreed to meet to drink a beer in a neutral territory. I arrived on time and my friend was late.

The time goes by, the comrade is not there, and my cell phone is loosely unloaded, I ask a man standing next door (M):

What time is it?

M is 19. 45 is

I... I breathe.

Happily, what is the meeting?

(I) and UGU...

Q – Is it late?

(I) and UGU...

(M) - Well, if feelings are serious - wait! And at this very moment the comrade comes in, we greet and leave... It was uncomfortable.
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