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 09.02.2019
On the corporate after the ninth bottle of champagne, a 20-year-old employee with a sad look:

I was disappointed at 13 years old. One person caused me so much pain that I wanted to close my eyes and never open them again.

Her girlfriend is about the same age:

I had something similar at that age. After that I could not trust anyone for a long time. Until the very graduation class, I did not allow guys to come to me, because the fear of betrayal forced me to shut up from everyone.

I am :

And at the age of 13, I put my hands on a flush plate to hit my younger brother in the ear with static electricity and shouted, "Pica-pica, fuck! »
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