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 11.02.2019
I live in a private house, 2 floors (this is important).
I’m having a birthday and I’m constantly calling for congratulations. He went up to the 2nd floor and left his phone there. In the kitchen all in the process of cooking, cooking, roasting. The cat is sitting on the stairs, watching me. Suddenly I hear her whisper, not just a whisper, but a real whisper. I look, she sits quietly and just roar, I approach her and I hear the phone call. That’s how she warned me of a call I didn’t hear.
They understand everything, but sometimes we can’t understand them.
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