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 18.02.2019
I have one aunt, she is one of those people whose boldness is just over the edge. At the time, I was still apologizing to people when they asked me to borrow money, but now I just refuse. I then arranged to work on a monolithic house building and had a very good money. Of course, all the relatives knew. And apparently my mother told my aunt what my first salary was, and she needed the money very urgently. And now my phone is ringing and her number is lit up.

I am I, my aunt

Just from Flight

T: - Save your mother, I have already spoken to your mother, she supported me, I need 8 thousand.

I have never even talked to her personally before.

I: Oh shit, there is no money.

T: How is it? ! to You are working!

I: - Well, I work, but here you have to pay for the apartment and buy. (Yes, I used to be soft-hearted, now I would have sent it right away.)

Q: So where did you put all the money? You got 60,000!

I: - (no fucking fucking, forty) the debt distributed, done, spent. (I can’t believe I was as stupid as I was)

T: So take what my mom gave her and I’ll give it to her later.

I: So it is you and her that decide.

T is NDA? ... look at it. Do not ask us for help.

He dropped the phone. Immediately the mom called, said that now will call my aunt and will ask for money, say you just don't give her, or she will never give. I explained to her the conversation that had already taken place and said with such clutches the next time I will send a walk to the side ***. And since recently, they have not communicated with their mom, because the latter did not give her a washing machine when she bought a new one, but gave it to her daughter. But I can see that my mother is happy with it.
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