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 19.02.2019
According to Rosstat, the fastest delivery of pizza, then prostitutes, and then the police and the ambulance with firefighters. The Ministry of Emergency Affairs recommends that in the event of an emergency, you first order pizza and prostitutes to fight the threat together before the arrival of the authorized services.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/anekdot/day/2019-02-18/#998518
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