We had a wonderful teacher at the university. Wise, demanding, but rather humorous. And he had a strong diverging strabismus, especially when he was angry. We, as dumb first-class students, in their supposedly closed VK groups made memes on popular then-healers such as Evil Schoolchildren, Penguins-sociophobes and others:



Percentage of people looking at you as...

@ by

Or not to you.



A semester has passed and the session has begun. The Exam. The above-mentioned teacher enters the audience full of people, unloads the tickets and says:

You know, many people think that if a person is older, then social networks are not for him. He starts to smile badly, but I’m not. So you sit... prepare... and I’ll watch you. Well, or not to you...



After this phrase the whole course for some reason understood that no one above the trio will get...