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 20.02.2019
Do you know how intelligent adults work?

I will tell you.

I call by announcement, vacancy of the builder. The schedule of work is beautiful, prices - too, the location is suitable, and the discussion of payment begins. I am :

How do you design employees?

The Employer:

- Well, officially, we sometimes arrange, but for that you need to work with us for a while.

How much to work?

b) half a year

Under what contract will I work for the next six months?

So, why do you need a contract? It is just paper. To be sure of paying, you need to come, work, talk to guys who are already working, and that’s all!

(I) – But the contract is your insurance too, and again – how can I be sure that you will pay me?

(R) - Girl, the contract is just to rub, we are adults and serious people and we are not doing such nonsense. And we don’t advise you, it’s a nonsense, what to trust the papers.

I put on the phone and thought. I'm not drawing on a serious man yet, but it's a pity.
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