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 01.03.2019
I went to an interview with the recruiter agency. Position of engineer.

For about 25 years, the girl was interested in where she worked, who, what she did. In the words, an electromagnetic valve, a reducer, a signal sensor rattled the forehead, sneered and quickly picked up something on the keyboard with an understanding look. He thought of making his resume on me, but behind her back was a mirror door of the closet. She just googled all the incomprehensible words...After which she told me that they were picking up a person for a job in a company that deals with cooling equipment (industrial chillers are ordered). Then there was a thermodynamics exam. She googled questions, I answered what I remember, trying to add more clever words, so that she didn’t have time to swallow it all, and smiling less when she Dacala and Kiwa.

The last question word in word:

Have you worked with vessels under pressure?

to work.

Under what pressure was the vessel?

Working 300 atm, limit 650.

The atmosphere? How much is it in pascals?

- 30 million with a tail (good that not bars though)

Googlett, that can’t be. The vessel would not stand, why do you deceive me? I am afraid you won’t get to us. (Hey, she’s swallowed the pots, the pots can be any)

Are you sure you are competent in this?

and yes. to Goodbye.



The next day a man from that company called and offered 3 months of internship for 150 backs a month, because I have no experience and I need to be trained. I will not agree to this.
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