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xxx: Try to mess with one of the daughters Stallone - and there will be a new episode of Rambo )

Yyy: "Veteran of the Vietnam War John Rambo in the hope of finding the guy who sent a photo of his member to one of his daughters, came to Russia..."

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Upon arrival in Moscow, John decides to have breakfast at the KFS, where he meets Mr. Universe and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best friend Alexander. Impressed with sympathy for the guest of the capital, Alexander decides to help John in the search for a...

XXX: Half the script is already ready.

YYY: The next half-hour insert, like Nevsky and Rambo go through the streets of Moscow under music. Then they go to the public toilet, the music changes to alarming, John and Sasha stand next to the pissuars doing the need and kindly talking, suddenly John's gaze freezes just below Alexander's belt... without breaking away from the affairs, John gets his daughter's phone out of his pocket, what he's looking for in it, and suddenly changes in the face...
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