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 11.03.2019
Such a story, nonsense in general, would not be a witness, then the fig would believe if someone told me such a thing.

We have a man who has come to work for a second week on public transport, although he has a car.

And all because of the fact that when he arranged here, one outgoing lady whispered that she was going to go with him along the way, well, stuck to him. He takes her on the way to work, and takes her home, other times even standing and waiting for her to be released, maybe an hour standing. Although first if it has time it will take, if not then not, and planted where it is convenient for him. And now he waits for her, drives by the entrance, takes from there, although it is visible that he is not in the wrong, and money does not take, and she did not suggest, says, say, what money, anyway on the way. And he can't refuse, too culturally and educated, well, the fact that for several weeks she has been catching her, and then suddenly sending her, says that it was necessary then immediately on the "shore" to solve the issue.

He told me that he even quarreled with his wife. The phone rings, he will pick up, and there this grandmother, say, help, you need to urgently take the child to the dentistry, we are late for recording, and you are there, can you take us? And he had plans, he wanted to go to the cinema with his wife and children. In the end, she took this aunt with her son, and she didn't even give money. Here his wife such an arrangement did not like that some left-wing grandmother helps at the expense of the family, there is nothing to send. And I understand her very well.

Here, now this man is chasing a second week on the bus, telling her that the car type is being repaired, and in fact he wants to drive so until she turns out that she used to ride with him.

I thought he really broke the car, and he told me the real reason today, I just fuck.
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