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 15.03.2019
A couple of years ago, my colleague worked in a company – a system integrator. He participated in a huge and long-playing implementation project, which at the time of his departure was somewhere in the middle of the road.

I sit at work and he gets a call from the company.

Hi Takayto Takayotovich?

and yes. My colleague answered with concern.

- Have you participated in the project to implement the unknown hernia in the company of Roga and Kopita?

and d. Waiting for the thirty-year-old, he moved.

The project is over and we have counted your project prize. Tell me, the details of the card for which you received a salary in our company are still relevant?

and yes. I have not worked with you for a long time!

– It doesn’t matter, we calculated the prize according to the percentage of participation.

For the next few days, the smile did not disappear from his colleague’s face. The amount was not very large, but still pleasant. How did they conduct an accounting payment to a person who is no longer an employee?
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