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 18.03.2019
The Metro. Three teenagers under the age of 16 for nothing to do began to open the door of the car while moving.

One of the most powerful, let’s say. He could not stand in place. The hormones strain his brain as much as they can. He was the inventor. The second is influenced. He helped open the door. The third was just watching. So, when the composition started to brake in the tunnel because of the activist’s joke, none of the passengers present interfered. But when they opened the door for the second time, it was wider and the driver asked to leave the door alone. I exploded. Because the first guy expressed the "funny" idea of sucking in the open door.

I understand (read: I hope and believe) that he was just joking. Then he said, “You fools! Get out of the door!”

None of the passengers paid attention to them.

The active guy pointed out his attitude to my words as a "psychic" woman. The door did not touch anymore. The second guy calmed down, and the first could not restrain himself and just started running on the wagon.

I went to the playground with the kids yesterday. The weather is nice, the mood is good. While my jumps and slides, I looked around the site territory and somehow the mood became smooth. A lot of rubbish. Apparently, someone sat well the day before, because on the site in different corners were: a box of cake, juice packages, five bottles of "Baltic" and other small garbage. I collected it all and threw it into the urn. But as she walked for garbage throughout the site, she heard at her address from the mother who was walking there with the child: "Mental something. He looks at the urn.

I stayed alone on the pitch. Two other mothers left.

I am psychic, I am in order. And they normally walked on the playground among the garbage.

I do not understand that. I don’t understand the people who run on children’s playgrounds. At least they would have cleaned up after them. But not.

And various psychic then clean them, so that they are not in the garbage themselves.

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