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 20.03.2019
and Taxi.

Today, the girl initially refused to pay, and then threatened me with her boyfriend. I took her to one of our colleges. She is a student. On the way, she painted and weaved in her eye with a rodent stick (as she is called). She cried to me and then called her lover:

- Yura, meet me, here is not suitable for driving.

We come in, Yuri is there. Student, fashionable hairstyle, narrow pants with heels, weighing about 60 kg. With his hands, Jura tries to make himself a little wider, but the posture is more like a man who has worn watermelons with his ankles all his life:

Go on, go on, we will talk.

My passenger goes away, and I look at Yura and pretend not to break him in case he runs on me.

The man said goodbye to his wife and said to me:

Listen, man, what is your name? Yuri says in a very calm tone.

ExCoonMan

Tell me what happened to you?

I tell you. The boy silenced a little, looking at the side, and then said:

How much does the trip cost?

and 240.

Jura counts and draws my hand:

Without insults?

Without any insults.

I hold Yuri’s hand and leave.

A smart boy.
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