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 20.03.2019
My family loves to sleep. Specifically, we simply do not have any problems with sleeping. Insomnia is not about us.

For example, the grandfather, being a student, fell asleep in the bus near the window and slept from 11 to 15 o’clock, surprisingly how the conductor did not notice.

He slept at the table above the book, slept while waiting for me from dancing. He fell asleep behind the wheel and he and his mother were in a car accident, quite serious.

I inherited this wonderful, strong dream (particularly appreciated by living with my husband in the studio and having different biorhythms. He may even walk on my head, I'm pissed).

But one day he made me an unimportant service.

I am 8 years old, my parents went to visit me, left me and promised to be 22. 00 to be home.

At eight o’clock, I came back from the yard, washed and sat down to read.

It’s summer and it’s still light, so I didn’t want to sleep.

But after an hour, I, tired of running fast on the street, wanted to sleep. And the castle we had was such that it was very difficult to close with the key from the inside, I lacked the strength, so I closed on the lock and had to wait for my parents.

But the dream won and at nine I was already asleep.

Following my mother’s words.

We come at ten, we knock, we call, we do not open. The key does not pass. is closed. I am already in panic. The home does not answer, there is no cell phone yet.

Half an hour later, my uncle and aunt arrived.

The option is to break the door, which is impossible because it is iron and very dense, and there is no tool needed.

The second option is even better – knock on the neighbors from below and ask to climb through them to the balcony.

The second option was applied, the uncle lander in a minute came down, took the door to the balcony and found me sleeping on the couch. I did not even wake up.

He says, at first I thought I was dead, because a knocked door fell with a thunder like this, the dead would rise.

He opened to his parents, they woke me up, made sure that I was okay and didn’t even cheat.

I didn’t get out of a princess on a peanut.
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