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 20.03.2019
2007 was a distant year. I did not fill up as a child. And since I was lazy from birth, I didn't even consider the issue of clutches and fitness, because after work, there's generally reluctance to go somewhere. The weekend is holy. And this is how in the spring I watch on local TV show a happy retired man who whispers during the report that he lost weight even cleaning the yard. Here it is, the thought crumbled. I am a guy raised in the Soviet past and knowing myself understood that you need to go to the courts. Because if you get to work, then work and not eat.



And it should be noted that I was then working in the public office as an ordinary office worker from 9 to 18 o’clock and therefore could devote to my twin fitness either in the morning (early), or closer to the evening. Would it seem like a courtyard? Search for the ad and go ahead. Where are the gardens needed? Of course in the UK. I directed my footsteps there. I called, came in and started discussing the working conditions with the master (woman). She talks about the salary, where to store the inventory, etc. I asked: and you can not wear the Buratino jacket, because I will clean early and therefore there is no point in wearing it. I was rejected (I thought I would somehow deal with this Device). When discussing the salary asked: Is it with or without the NDFL? Here was the first ringing from her side.

She asks, “Are you going to work as a gardener?”

I answer: Of course I am.

Well finished the conversation and we go out to show me where to clean, and then if I do not refuse, then write a job application. At that time, I had a first-generation RAV-4. I naturally, in order not to hit the legs, suggest to walk to a seat in the car.

She asks me again: Are you going to work as a gardener?

Of course I! Who is more. I was refused. When I called and asked where to apply, they told me that from 9 to 10 o’clock I should be in their office. Questions arise to the courtyard. So I didn’t understand what questions could be to the courtyard? Either cleaned out or not.



Then there were two more attempts to do and also with adventures. Oh yeah yes. The month was May. I had to go to Ash (at the time) to send a message to friends to acquaintances with a request to arrange a yard in the mud. Ask a word for me. From June to October I lost 14 kg. The schedule was like that. At 4-00 I got up (in summer it is easy), at 5 -00 already with a meth in my hands. The plot was for two bets, but killed one I. By 8:00 I had time to remove everything and place it, went down to the basement, there was a room, took a shower, changed clothes and went on to the main job. When cleaning the territory the first time the sweat lily like a cage. I often thought about giving up, but the pride of work did not allow it.

So as an option for weight loss is very even suitable.
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