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 26.03.2019
Ten years ago I was with friends in Euphoria. Just then, by a long-standing habit, went to exchange money to the market and not to the bank - the rate is more advantageous. He exchanged hryvnia with a local Tatar and went on business. An hour later, after recounting the money, he realized that more than half was missing, was upset and began to "pull off" the time back, remembering all the transactions with money. When I remembered everything, I came to the conclusion that I was thrown to change at the bazar. He changed so - a fairly large amount, 900 hryvnia, issued small notes of 10 and 20 hryvnia (this surprised me - why the exchange gives, but did not warn). When he gave me the money I recounted with him and it was not enough 10 hryvnia, changed took the money, recounted them, confirmed that I was wrong, 10 hryvnia and returned a package. I put it in my pocket and left. Apparently, when recounting, he completely unnoticed for me took about half a thick pack of banknotes.

I went with two friends, Leah and Misha, to the market with a change to talk. I was terribly depressed that I was deceived as a baby and didn’t want to believe it. They went into the market and immediately came to the offender. Misha began to hit him on the go, I insecurely accused him of cheating, and Lecha merged somewhere, which made me very upset. Tatarin saw doubts on our side and popped in the counterattack: "Yes, you tempted me to blame me! You will answer for it! I’ll call serious guys now and you’ll really regret it!” (All this in other, more appropriate words) We and Misha have already begun to squeeze and here, from wherever you go, Lecha appears and as popper on a swing with threats, pushes and raids! Changed his back to give back into the space between the larks threatening us with a punishment, the degree of tension sharply increased... He grabbed the phone with a scream "Kids you, guys will come and cut you! " I threw up possible problems and thought that the stolen money was not worth it, Miha also doubted, but Lohah was perched like a tank! And here, as soon as the change was caught between the bars, he changed dramatically literally in everything - stopped shaking hands and threatening us and said in a quiet calm voice: "OK guys, how much do I owe you?" To say that I was surprised – nothing to say...))

Having received our money back, we quickly left the market and walked the streets joyfully discussing what had happened. And of course, we asked Lech where he dropped in the beginning when he was supposed to be with us. And Losha calmly replied, "Well where did you, fools, immediately use nothing without knowing? While you were mourning like macacos with this breeder, I approached my grandmother, who traded seeds, and asked if the deceiver was this guy and whether he was giving back the stolen stuff. The grandmother confirmed that he threw and gave the money if "just laugh!"

This is what actual intelligence means. The young man, of course, is lazy))
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