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 08.04.2019
This has happened to my grandfather since 2008. He lived alone in a new building, the apartment was received as a member of the WOW. The house is not far from me and I could visit it every day.

He was over 90 years old, but he was healthy and served himself. But around 2008, I began to notice that he slept badly, sometimes falling asleep in the afternoon, sometimes on the bench near his house. He himself said that at night he will be a bird who knocks at the window. Death is knocking. Well, we wrote off the age, even to the psychiatrist, he also wrote off the age. I even stayed with him for a week, but no one knocked. The grandfather’s confidence that this death even strengthened. I’m young, I don’t come here. Four years ago he was gone. No one lived in his apartment. A week ago I stayed in that apartment. I heard that knock at night. When I woke up, I walked to the window and noticed nothing unusual. There is no one on the 14th floor.

I decided to stay a few more days. And I really woke up at night by knocking out the window!

He set up a seat, and it turned out that this crazy aunt from the neighboring apartment was knocking in the window with a long stick.

This man has been tormenting his grandfather for years. I, of course, wrote a statement to her, but it doesn’t matter... She doesn’t open the door, she doesn’t react to the threats, and she recently wiped out the doors of my car.

Sometimes relatives come to her, but I can’t cross with them. My aunt has a certificate that she is fucking.
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