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 10.04.2019
When my wife asked what to give you for your birthday, I said, a self-propelled machine. Today was the time and she gave me a robot vacuum cleaner. She walks after him all over the apartment, rejoicing like a child when he finds his own charge. And I think I will give her a self-propelled apparatus in the dusk, and I will also rejoice like a child with every drop of the life-giving fluid flowing out of it.
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