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 25.04.2019
The case was almost 30 years ago. I was about six years old, we rested with our parents in Theodosius, rented a house on the outskirts. One late evening, walking around the city centre, they stumbled upon a cinema, or more precisely, the House of Culture, in which films were shown. There were no posters, displays, etc., so my mom asked at the box office 5 times, is it possible for a evening session with the child? The good aunt of the ticketmaker replied – Yes, yes, we can go with children, we show normal movies.



We sit and wait, the room is filled. At some point, a TV was taken to the stage and connected to it. After that, the ticketing aunt put a cassette and left, turning off the lights.



I don't remember what it was for the movie, what it was called, but the first few minutes went well, and then the porn began. Not erotic, but such a particular posture with two men and a aunt who had huge breasts and well very thick vegetation between the legs (it was fashionable in the 90s apparently). They rotated her birthplace along and across, all of this, of course, was accompanied by stones and replicas of "fak mi", "oh e, bi, kamon" and the like.



The parents were sitting in a stupor, there was a grave silence in the hall, maybe all of them, or maybe the opposite, were intrigued by the plot. My mother first noticed, took my hand and said that we would go for a soda.



In the hall, we found no one, even the ticketmaker disappeared. But my mom probably liked the movie very much, and she dreamed of watching it, so we started looking for someone. And in the cellar at the very exit of the DC found a guard - an old grandfather. My mom asked him to sit with me until the end of the movie. I remember that my grandfather and I were playing bats, eating roses from the bush in the yard, drinking soda from the machine, reading a newspaper, and I asked everyone – how is it to live next to the sea?



Then the movie ended and the parents rushed home. I was allowed to sleep on the veranda that day as a bonus (the veranda is, of course, loudly said, rather a large doorway with a couch). I remember, I asked about this from the first day of rest, but I always received a rejection, and then they themselves grabbed me on this veranda.
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