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 25.04.2019
We share the entrance with one unpleasant woman aged 35 (Let’s call her Galina).

I met her when she was trying to get her wheelchair down the stairs and I decided to offer help.

I go to her with a smile and not having time to open her mouth, she screams:

G – You’re watching, you’re looking at me and you don’t even want to offer help?

I am what? I came to you to help you.

If I didn’t say, you’t think.

I - Okay, I went, good luck

G and help?

I say goodbye.



I never greeted her again, but a few days ago she surprised me even more.



I sit at home, make a pickup, enjoy the weekend. knock at the door. I did not wait for the guests, I go and look at her in the doorstep.

Well, maybe I want to reconcile, okay, I’ll open up.



Do you have Wi-Fi 12345?

I say hello, yes my, and what?

G - Write me a password please (although you said)

I – Why? What about yours?

D - Disabled for non-payment, shit

Am I long for you?

G – In what sense? You won’t get worse if I’m connected to him.

Do I pay 50/50 you offer?

Is it 50/50?

I - You came to ask me to provide you with the internet at your own expense?

Of course, there are some rocks around.



And she left... I’m almost sure, she doesn’t even understand what she’s doing wrong in this life.



All good neighbors!
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