I waited for my wife near the TC and decided to go to the grocery store to buy home. I bought everything, but I can’t find the eggs. I see a man standing in sight like a shop worker, then my dialogue with him:



You have eggs.

The man thought a little and answered with a smile.

Yes, I have eggs. But I do not work here.



It wasn’t as clever to be honest :) but at the same time it was funny.