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 02.05.2019
I bought a fitness bracelet, mainly because of the pulse meter - the heart gives a crendel( but also to increase activity, such as dropping a couple of gays would be great. In the course of use it turned out that to the daily goal I lack a couple of thousand steps. And here this blinking screen and compliments from the app really made me take my file to air and reach.

But already in the course of several ventilations it turned out that in 2 thousand steps the route to the store with your favorite unfiltered and with the entrance to the fishery behind the belly of the samga is perfect.

I still hope to lose weight...
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