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 15.05.2019
We were at the guests of friends who recently just came together, we sat down, we ate dinner. The girl cooked delicious pigeons, the guy wraps behind both cheeks and says:

- Oh, what delicious pigeons, you finally learned to cook them, or last time they were - you won't break in your mouth!

Hi to you! The girl was upset, I’m actually cooking pigeons for you for the first time!

How is it? I don’t understand the guy, but who? Then he remembered that the unflavored pigeons were cooked by his ex and laughed confusedly.

The present, who perfectly understood his course of thought, looked closely at him for a few seconds, and suddenly laughed too. The man silenced and asked surprised:

What are you having fun with?

You laughed like my ex-husband.
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