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 15.05.2019
Not further than yesterday we are sitting, therefore, with my immediate boss Konstantinich and the men from the workshop in the smoking room. And here Konstantinich decides that the time has come for "educational" stories. Further from his face:

“I had a case... We went fishing and forgot about the ear boiler. And then Maxim Stepanich stands up and says with an unwavering face:

I'll walk along the shore, maybe I'll find a paddle.

And he leaves. He returned in 10 minutes with a hole of some sort. The cage was dirty, but he immediately washed it in the river and sand. I washed my conscience. As if it wasn’t dirty.

For a long time, briefly, they cooked the ear from the caught fish, bitten it, and Maxim Stepanic carried the cage somewhere. He went with the bush in the bush and there is no one. We are behind him. We find him sitting on a cage without pants. I go to him:

Stephanie, have you been fooled? Why do you hide in the cage?

No one will take him from here.

How will we eat the ear afterwards?! to

We ate it this time...
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