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 16.05.2019
It happened literally a few hours ago.

I work as a warehouser at the production, I sit in my house, I work, one of the workers comes and so mysteriously says: "And we can't accidentally find out foreigners in the territory? “” By the way, the territory is enclosed with a fence, cameras, security. I answer that it is unlikely, and I ask what happened? He said to me, “The cell phone from the smoker is missing.” I call the number, the dots go, well, if they were stolen, they would immediately turn off. We take the lamp and go to the smoker, little, fell, and in the smoker it is dark. We come, I call, guts go, but the melody of the call is not heard, we searched all the corners, there is no phone, we went to the dining room, I almost forgot there.

The sounds are ringing, the melody is not heard. We went into the store, the same story.

Well, what to do, we need to understand, let's go, I say, we will look at the cameras, the cigarette itself is not visible, but the approaches are viewed. We chose a time interval of 2.5 hours, so that plus minus with the reserve as the exact time of disappearance is unknown, speed x30 and forward. And since there are only 8 people on the shift, including me, four of whom smoke, any engine at this speed near the smoker is visible. Sometimes there are people, we turn around and look at the moment at normal speed. First from one point of view, then from the other, from the third. Nothing suspicious, and all of our own, we have been working together for many years, not even thinking of anyone. We gather in the shop those who are more often than others on the street, little or no stranger passed, nobody saw anyone, but the fact remains, the phone has disappeared. I'm going to look from another perspective, the worst, because the camera inside the workshop, on the street lighter than in the workshop (the workshop is not working, the main light is turned off, only the daylight burns) and the smoker is not badly illuminated, everything is the same as before, someone comes, goes, but it's all his own, including the phone owner. Suddenly I notice a flash, I find a moment, past the open doors of the shop, two dogs run toward the smoker, wandering, sometimes crawling in the washing machine to dig. It is bad to see, but you can figure out that one of them runs into the smoking machine with the head down, and runs out with a high lift, it seems like something is dragging, the dog itself has it, so I thought so. I show this moment to the owner of the phone, in order of nonsense we decide to follow the tracks, but we find nothing, I call the number, everything, the subscriber is not a subscriber, sadness.

From another camera looked where the dogs are running, it turned out to have made a bribe under the fence, run out of the territory and in one place somehow cuddle. He went up to the fence and lighted the lamp. I watched, nothing to see. I tell the owner of the phone, we went to see what they are there cuddling, sat on my, the light on it is good, traveled around the territory, found two heaps of robbed black cloth, black rubber tapes, what pieces of black wool and the back cover of the phone cover is also black, what a fetish in dogs, hz, a couple of meters from the crow found the front cover of the cloth, all bitten, bitten, no phone. They went into the cane, scattered all the grass, but the phone was not found. I turn around, we sit down, we touch, the hole still shines on my head, I turn to the bushes, see if there are no dogs nearby, and the edge of the eye I notice under the motorcycle a black rectangle, your mother, your phone, found.

We came, went to the workshop under the light, the phone is okay, the battery just discharged, the dogs did not touch it, only why did they break the envelope.

Why pulled the phone - a mystery, candy was lying next to it, they were not touched. It happens...
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