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 26.05.2019
10 years ago I managed to earn an incomplete fracture of the bullshed bone of my left leg. 7 unique weeks in plaster, and now I can almost freely walk around the street. And to walk more moist, I bought myself a simple foldable adjustable truss. This is the sunny June. I go somewhere in PAZik for my business, in the headphones of the Kipelov sings to me about Babylon, I stick a little, thinking about my own... But here in the transport comes a girl. She sits in the opposite place, facing me. And in a couple of minutes I notice that she looks in the reflection of my sunglasses (mirror aviators) and repairs her hair. Then she went a little forward and, still catching the reflection in her glasses, tried to put her finger on her lips. I couldn’t stand it anymore, I smiled. I take out one headphone and say, “Girl, would you like me to give you a mirror?” And she shrugged and replied, “Oh... sorry. I thought you were blind.
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