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 27.05.2019
I watched the bullshit around schoolchildren from Vladivostok, who somehow did not, in the opinion of the adult public, dressed up for their last call.
There is hell! The director of the school in hysteria is fired, honorable moms angrily shake their second beards and shake their eyes, the police reacted promptly, Andrew, on horses, possibly crime, fines are issued, checks are conducted, parents are fined, and everyone shakes and shakes - this was not the case in our time. What is this?! This is due to computer games and the internet. I want to ban all this!
Comrades, if this is the 11th class, and now the eleven classmates in the majority are already 18 years old, because they are studying for 11 years, not 10, as we did then, then what are the questions to adults? They dress as they want and are not obliged to ask anyone’s odorable opinion. They can already do everything that is not prohibited by the RF Criminal Code. And in the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation it is not forbidden to wear torn jeans with straps and stick to a black isolant. They can already give birth and change gender, and they are blamed for some ripped jeans here.
In the autumn, if they do not, they will take everyone to the army, where they will be dressed in the uniform in which they kill and die, namely, in the military. And no one will be angry with that. No one will say - well, these are children, they are only 18, what kind of machine to give them in their hands?! to
Purchased a police form? Why is it sold so freely that any student can buy it? What if not a student will buy it, but a healthy barrel, and then in it will come to the retiree with a check and take her all the valuable from the house? Could shops that are so freely implementing shape and distinctive marks be checked and closed? Why sell it at all? Police officers are given her at work, for free. The rest do not need it.
Probably now somebody will say - but if your kids are like that, what will you sing? Well, if my at the last call do not come up with anything better than dress up as a police officer, then all my educational work, and in particular the cunning, with a sublime request to break the wreath first by one prut, and then wholesale - will go to the dust, of course. And as a teacher, I will be ashamed and defeated by a ruthless puberty that is not characterized by compassion.
But I will not get hysterical, because my children are not my property, and if their brains work, well, then there is no other.
In any case, no one was killed, drugs were not taken until the loss of human appearance, and therefore - and blasphemy for nothing. Let the schoolchildren have fun, we also had fun at the last call so that thank God for the absence of phones with cameras and the Internet with YouTube in those old days. I don’t know where the fun was more fun. So that.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-05-26/#1018836
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