I go to the office with my colleagues, the choir:

Congratulations on Username!

I quickly pick up all the holidays to which I can be associated - Day (hereinafter on the list) of Birth, Communications, ITshnik, Air Force, Tourism, Translator, Defender of the Fatherland, Father, Beautiful, Police - all, fucking not on this day.

With what celebration?

Well we read, today Uraza-bayram!

-...ammmmm, girls, I am an atheist, but thank you for reminding me, I will go to my grandmother to congratulate her, she will be pleased.

My colleagues disappeared:

Why don’t you bring me food?

Oh, what kind of food?

We read that this day is the day of the Muslims.

In general, the amethyst is not an amethyst, but after the cake went))))