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 07.06.2019
February A call from Mr. Utah. Permanent customer calls Sergey Anatolyevich.

Halo to Tim! Are there electrical tool brushes for Bosch-600par?
She is sergeant! No to!
Can you bring it on order? The article “No; %:?* “?
I will look!

The next day I call in Utah.

There is no Bosch anywhere. This product is removed from production! Can I bring Nana?
It is Tim-Nada! Machines are in themselves. The customer is asking for Bosch! Until the order is placed.

Furthermore, Sergey of Uchty just fell out of my life for half a year.

and September. A call from the ear.

Hello to Tim! Serena is worried. Order is there.
Are you anatomical? Where did he disappear?
Bishops, let’s go and look!
have found?
Produced at the factory on order. The box! A thousand things!
Do you hear that Sereg-a-naffix them so many brushes of Bosch?

Sergey’s voice trembled, the non-normative vocabulary jumped (to the topic) and a very evil voice said: “I also asked them about this! They said that a little of these BOSS brushes on the swaddle will be tossed, and in Makita will be put in!!“!”
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-06-06/#1021283
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