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 27.06.2019
With my acquaintance happened such a fun story that even a frog does not burn. When he told me, I barely put on my pants. It happened that he spent on the girl he lived with. Summer and all that, the grandmothers go away quickly, well, and asked for work on a tough trip, hard, but the grandmothers immediately and a good amount. He left, a week bumped in dust and heat. We got up a day earlier, gathered together and went home. He did not call the girl, thought a surprise to make, convinced himself that she was decent and everything would be fine. The other workers were calling, like, call, not stupid. Hohmi is so. He did not call, he fought himself. I thought if I would call, I’t believe her. Then I called for five minutes before we got home. I did not withstand the checks. I came home, everything was fine, sat down to drink tea, began to tell about the trip, how it went and what the work was there. Then he says, like, you need to call the boss and ask if you can get the money right now to repay the debt to a friend. He recruits the boss, waits and the phone is ringing in the toilet. There was only a phone in the bathroom, but there was no boss. The girl swears she doesn’t understand anything and that’s his stupid joke.
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