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 29.06.2019
We brought with a guy a wave-shaped poppy, the name was chosen simple - Gosha. At first, he was pleasantly cheerful. Until he started talking. Gosha loves to listen to conversations, listen attentively to what is said on television, and then repeat everything he has remembered.

I come somehow from work, Gosha is hysterically worn in the cage, happy to see me, calls by name and repeats endlessly "go here". Well I approach him, I ask what happened, and he says to me, “Will you come out for me?”

I did not give this phrase special importance, most likely he listened to me in the morning when I called my colleagues, looking for a replacement for tomorrow. And the guy was sitting in the headphones, playing the computer, too, without attention. Gosha did not hesitate, asked again five times. I jokingly answered that I would go out and went to the kitchen. While I was making tea, I heard my boyfriend quietly talking to the poppy. P is a guy, G is a goose:

Q: Gosha, where is the ring?

G: I do not know.

Q: Gosh, where are you doing his business?

G: Go to NAH!

It turns out a guy through the poppy wanted to make me an offer. For a long time they rehearsed that Gosha would ask me and then give me a ring in a clove. But Gosha turned out to be clever, hid the tsack and sent the guy somewhere away.

The guy took the ring while cleaning the cage, and made the offer as appropriate =)
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