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 02.07.2019
Ten years ago, we went from Anapa in a composition: I, my wife (now formerly) my cousin, and my wife's sister. That is four. I am driving, my wife on the right, and my brother and sister on the back. The car was Mitsubishi L200. We were driving, and I got tired, already at two o’clock in the night, terribly breaking my sleep.

I’m looking for a safe place to stop, stop. I see a well illuminated gasoline. I turn to her, stand up safely, fifty meters from the nearest column, I do not turn off the engine, because it is already cool, and so that ventilation works.

I put on the parking lot and the towel, and just dropped on the chair, instantly cut off. And, as it often happens when you fall asleep in the car after a very long ride, I dream of a road, of course.

And my brother and wife's sister, it turns out, in the process of a long sitting next to them became very friends and they were unable to sit just so, and they decided to strengthen the friendship with sexual association. Blessed as they thought that slowly, covering up with a plow, nobody will know, since we and our wife slept as dead. Well, or maybe they were invariably intrigued by danger and all this aroused. In short, they began to quietly shake the car. And, in the process of consolidating friendship, it becomes stronger and stronger.

And I sleep. I dream of a road. The engine moves, the car moves. Suddenly, what clicked in my sleeping brain, I open my eyes, and I instantly realize that I fell asleep at the steering wheel, and that the car is rushing straight to the refuelling column!

I woke up that there was urine: - Hold on!

The steering wheel left, the brake to failure, almost bended the brake pedal from effort. The car both stood and continued to stand, only with the front wheels turned to the left. The heart missed five beats, the back was wet. I started to let go and began to shake. I turn on the lights in the cabin, everything is on me. The woman from the neighbor’s chair was upset. And behind two, with my wife’s sister sitting riding on my cousin’s brother. Their eyes are very and very scared. And my brother, releasing his girlfriend's breast, says with such a strange voice: "I still hold that you are doing it?

In short, I had no more sleep in either eye, fear I endured. Since then, on long journeys in the car, when you have to sleep, I warn everyone not to bounce the boat. from sin.

PS Curiously, my brother married my ex-wife’s sister, and have been living together since then. This is how it happens.
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