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 03.07.2019
I worked in the car this weekend. I carried an interesting girl. From the address took, her boyfriend respected, everyone could not break up. She’ll miss me, she’ll miss me, she’ll miss me, she’s so good, she’ll let me go.

To the final address you brought, she calls -Zaya, I came, meet me.

Another shark came out. paid for her. The window was open to me and as they walked before entering it was heard - you're so good, I missed you.



He carried another girl. She wrote all the way with her friend. Well, that is, my passenger wrote, and a friend answered her with voice messages. I warm my ears.

If I made the correct conclusions from the interrogation - the girl from the evening went to the club with her girlfriends, where she was "lost", the phone was turned off, all this time the husband (maybe not the husband, but the rabbit of any kind) tried to call. At two o’clock in the afternoon, the girl turned on the phone, her husband called and promised that if she wasn’t at home in 30 minutes, he would take her tower down. He and his wife argue that their husband is not right. Because there is no trust, and without trust there is no relationship, and there is no trust.
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