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 16.07.2019
On Monday, the daughter goes to the garden, some quiet. He usually talks without silence, and there is only silence. In the car he asks:
Is it really possible to find a way out of any situation?
The truth.
I will not go to the garden anymore.
Why is?
- We have a new boy Antoshka, he invented nicknames for everyone and then annoyed. His teacher Nina Ivanovna already made an observation to him, and he is still upset.
“Let’s go, daughter, I’ll ask her not to do that anymore and I’ll tell her parents.

We came to the garden, just in the dressing room this boy is dressing up. His father with him. We arrived, we met. My father is so sociable and positive.
He says:
"I will talk with Antoshka, of course, but you don't make a tragedy, it's kids, they'll get upset and stop.
In the evening my daughter asks:
How are the names invented?
Is it annoying?
and yes.
Add the first consonant word to the name. For example, a potato potato.
I will say immediately, I did wrong. “Alger com Alger.”

The next evening, the phone call from Antonov's father, judging by the voice, was positive.
“We talked to your son, he won’t be upset anymore, but let your daughter not be upset anymore.
of course. How does she annoy him?
by Anton Carton. The boy is upset, crying, does not want to go to the garden.
Be calm, they are kids. They will forget and forget.)
- We went to school in a year, it was not enough for this nickname to stick.
Of course, my daughter will also go to school in a year, maybe even in one class.
I understood you.

Fuck, Antonia, don’t give your name a nickname.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-07-15/#1030818
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