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 22.07.2019
This case occurred last year. Approximately at the beginning of eight o’clock in the morning one of the arrivals did not bother anyone to withdraw money from the ATM near the food supermarket, as it turned out with the further purpose of fainting. Not far from him was surrounded by a bunch of minors, most likely blinds, aged approximately 12-14 years. In the future, the schoolgirl began to provoke a 40-year-old man, screaming at him in the back, pushing and immediately running away to a safe distance. This ended in the end by the fact that the especially brave little man ran and struck the man in the blade with a knife. I bite blood. From the neighboring room of slot machines escaped a couple of guys, who at the time of the incident went out to smoke and noticed this action. Having received a couple of father's laughing bravery of this small gang has disappeared. And while waiting for the police order, the man driping blood on the tile went to the store, bought himself a liter of strong beer and ran home as if this incident concerned him least of all. A few days later there were rumors that the victim had stretched his legs. Began to build versions of grandmothers from the bench, say drunk was that and the pain did not feel here and died of peritonitis. Or maybe the poor man suffered for a couple of days, because he lived in an apartment and no one could ask for help. Or maybe he called an ambulance to die on a hospital bed. Overall, three months have passed, for the deceased everyone has long been forgotten, and here... I meet the deceased in the same food with the same liter of strong. The man approached himself and asked:

Did you call the police when I was shot with a knife? Thank you very much!

“No, but I was near when it happened...and you seemed like you were dead?

I know, the neighbors said.
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