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 29.07.2019
He was transferred to another club at the request of his director.



Clients are unfamiliar, among them a very beautiful tuned girl with an unhappy face. The complaints started immediately.

First she was hot, then cold, then the music was too loud, then she began to smell the carpet, as a result, changed it.

He looked at me critically and said:

Have you ever taught yoga before? What shit are we doing?

This is Janu Shirshasana.

I have bad news for you, it’s not her.

Why do we argue that this is she?

was silent. In five minutes:

Do you know that you are a bad expert? No is? Then I have bad news for you.

Either we work or we do not interfere with others.

was silent. The group is pretty strong, the girl is nothing, when I start giving relatively difficult things, she gets worse. As a result, she became psychotic and left, knocking the door.



After training, he waits for me in the hallway.

Go to the director, he has bad news for you.

I come in, the director smiles. I am :

Max, there is a girl.

"Don't pay attention, this is our VIP client, comes once every three months, takes a one-off class, goes to a random coach, then catches a complaint and brings us the brain. We call it bad news.
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