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 30.07.2019
I was in a shopping center on the weekend. I walked, decided to bite. He went there to the so-called “restaurant courtyard”, took a beer, chewed something. I sit. There are two young ladies nearby. They argue. Speaking both at the same time. Alone with my 5-year-old son. The child runs, whispers, looks at everyone in the plates. Generally it interferes. got them all. Attempts to appeal to the mother’s conscience do not lead to anything... Nearby is a colorful Jewish couple. Both are very old. Finally, the man does not stand and, slightly grazing, gives up. Loud, but I can hear:

“And what a shame, when this young man will fall asleep, everyone around will have to behave quietly... I almost drowned in beer...
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