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 30.07.2019
Teachers with the test went on vacation. I’m at home now, watering flowers. I remembered how it was the first time.

She also ordered the flowers. Then she left with her daughter (my then not even a bride, but a friend).

I was surprised by my future aunt. I asked her, “Well, how did you pour flowers?” I didn’t want to answer banally, “All polished, dear aunt.” I wanted to penetrate in this style: the hibiscus polished, the narcissus moisturized, the pion supplied with moisture...

To do this, he shot all the plantations, called for help in social networks. All the flowers were recognized, the names learned. Waiting for the question of the aunt about irrigation - deployed in a SMS twisted this is all. I sit down, all like adrenaline, waiting for admiration from the aunt.

The answer came almost immediately:

Did you bring your grandmother home? ? to
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