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 04.08.2019
When I was seven or eight, my uncle brought me a cool T-shirt from Poland. In the front was painted a spider-man performing some incredible culbit and shooting a web, and in the back in the whole back is depicted his head and the inscription "SPIDER-MAN". In those not very prosperous years, it was the most beautiful thing in my closet. At least I thought so. And here I decided to go out in this shirt to the street, so that everyone would be jealous and realize what I am dirty and careless. But here’s the disappointment... the shirt was the size, or even two more than I needed. Therefore, a vertical fold was constantly formed on the back, which covered the letter "S". Guess what word did these evil children call me in the courtyard?  (╥﹏╥)
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