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 08.08.2019
I work in a taxi "Vezet" in the glorious city of Chelyabinsk. I never take applications from the gardens, even at the dawn of my activity in the taxi was an application from Traktorosada-1, the client was straight very delightful: asked to come to the very wing, because. He has a painful knee. At first, the guard did not want to let me, he barely penetrated into the territory, then, as a mother, he sought the desired street and house, because the markers hang on each, give god, 10 houses, and even do not hang at all. Since then I have always refused gardens, and there are very few applications and I stood next to them and the application indicated that the client was at the door. Greed lost a taxi driver.

The grandmother of God sits with two bags. On the way, he says, "Son, take a cupcake, or I have two bags, it's hard to pull." I refuse, motivated by the fact that the mother and father-in-law of these cockroaches have already drawn me a whole puppy. Grandma says that her cockroaches are special, spicy, spicy, almost curative. I am unwavering. However, when entering the address, the grandmother puts 3 cocktails on the seat. Going out, he gives 100 rubles with the words: "In general, I sell them for 15 rubles per piece, so you still have a bag." The price was 130 rubles.

So I think to take them home to relatives or give them over.
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