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 16.08.2019
and allo.

Is that Takayevich?

Yes, I listen to you.

- You are called from the support service "Sberbank", transferred 6 minutes ago a transfer of the amount of 14 000 rubles?

Yes of course.

- The translation was made in the name of Sergeev Vladimir Nikolaevich?

Yes, it is absolutely true.

What is your relationship with Vladimir Nikolaevich?

We are sexual partners.

Jokes of jokes.

What a joke, we have love.

“Of course, we inform you that Vladimir Nikolaevich is on our blacklist.

Yes, I know, in addition, he is in international search.

We inform you that in 2 minutes your account will be blocked and you will be prosecuted.

Thank you very much.



Hanged the phone.





I have not had a Sberbank card for two years, on zero accounts.
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