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 20.08.2019
Early 90s, I am 21, a virgin. My mom’s girlfriend’s daughter stays with us for a while while while she’s looking for work. 19 years old, long dark hair, cute. We spend a lot of time together. I have to drive it for different things.

One day we were home alone. Look at Robocop. She stops the movie and says she wants to show me something. Loads another cassette, smiles and presses "play".

There is porn. I've never looked at him before, I don't understand why she put him. Please turn the robot back on.

We watch Robocop in silence.

A great movie.
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